The best trampoline is one you can jump on. During these fun and exciting times, having your own is the way to go. Little turtle hasn't spent long on the circle of repulsion, but he's already a master of the form and well able to instruct those with clearly less experience in the art. I mean, what does a grasshopper even know about jumping? It's a bug! They can't even knit, how could they hope to trampoline well?