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Sporting chance
2021-07-26
Claims that the swimming competitions are unfairly and consistently won by the nations of the octopus, squid, and whales is nothing but jealousy.
Our eight, ten, or no-legged brethren work hard for their medals! Those that are too buoyant or lack any sort of hydrodynamic form are just trying to tilt the games in their favour because they lack sufficient training or drive to win.
Victory for Team Octopus!