I know chicken fried rice, chicken balls, and spring rolls aren't actually proper Chinese food, but when you're raised on it, it's amazing. If you try to tell me it's not as good as the real thing, then I'll tell you a hamburger also isn't authentic Chinese food, but it's still great! I also like actual Chinese food, but when the plastic spoon summons you from that styrofoam cup of brown rice, you must heed its voice.