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No regrets
2018-11-26
I'm not sure what level of force is needed to crack a turtle shell, but hopefully a child turtle's weight at full speed isn't it.
Baby turtle is pretty reckless it seems, but that's all part of being a parent: not trusting anything your kid has planned or might have planned.
Pro tip for avoiding heart attacks: Assume the worst and then be pleasantly surprised the kid is still in one piece at the end of it. Nice job, boy! Arms are still attached!