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The Best Pet Ever
2017-06-02
Recently I went to an exotic fish store and they had the most enormous snails I've ever seen, Apple Snails. I think they were just normal snails but really old. Either way, snails are clearly the best pet you can own.
They don't need changing, taking them for a walk amounts to inviting them for a walk and by the time they get to the door, that's your walk, and you never need to buy them new clothes.
The only downside to owning a snail is the constant blaring folk music they listen to inside their shells. I've got to teach them to stop doing that.